A Just Reward?

Feeling old and depressed, I went to my neighbourhood Super Grocery Store to spoil myself with whatever cosmetics would make me look 20 or so.  I picked up Oil of Olay's Neck Balm, eyeshadow to brighten my sunken eye look, a fat brush to blow dry my flat hair, and  a bag to hold it all in.  Ahah I thought, this will prevent my shallow teenaged daughter from stealing my stuff.   The grumpy (50ish) cashier, looking at all this frivolous stuff and lack of groceries, noticed that their was a shower scrubby thing in the bag.  She proceeded to ask all around if this scrubby came with the makeup bag.  She inquired of no fewer than five other sales people, created a lineup ten deep, and completely humiliated me.  Yes, it would make sense to load up on $111 worth of cosmetics, so that I can steal a $1 scrubby.  Thanks lady.